Men versus women

Men are strange creatures. Sometimes their sexuality makes me rather uncomfortable.

For instance willy-dancing. It's just weird. The idea of using a (flaccid) penis like a belly dancer's tit tassels... Men seem to find this remarkably fascinating. Er, I don't. Funny, but not sexy.

I don't know if it's a cultural thing, or if it's wired into them just by having genitalia that stick out rather than in.

Which makes me wonder; can you tell the gender of the writer when you read a sex scene?

And which also makes me wonder whether I could develop a rather nice little story of a man and a woman actually exploring these differences... despite having been married for five years....